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CAUSATION: The following is just a random guess and did not really happen. I have ZERO, NADA, NO facts to back any of this up. This is FICTION and just what is in my head and has a 1 in 10,000 chance of being right! In a meeting at Virginia Avenue (Delta headquarter in ATL), the suits who work for Delta got together to talk about a major problem with the airline – Skymiles. It had to be stopped or fixed once and for all. The following is a “transcript” of that meeting. Names of those attending have been censored to protect the guilty. Big Boss – We have a serious problem everyone. We know we can not remove the Skymiles program because we have sold too many Delta points to AMEX, Hertz and Skymiles Shopping. Oh sure we could just expire them like we did with Skymall but that…

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